Don't sit next to J.P. Devine at Christmas dinner

Every family has someone who sits across the table and says two things at Christmas: "Merry Christmas" and "You gonna finish that?" Christmas is coming, and Christians everywhere are celebrating the birth of Jesus who became the Christ, and it's all about food.

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